I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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