Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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