spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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