brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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