love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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