Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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