Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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