My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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