normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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