But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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