so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
is that a dick in a sweater?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
