love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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