I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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