My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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