he wants to bone in the snuggie
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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