i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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