chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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