Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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