problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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