And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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