Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry EricaSloane hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

Fav 13 4593 885
share tweet
(607): View more from New York

he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.

Fav 21 1311 4383
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Please get laid.

Fav 37 2232 6276
share tweet
(479): View more from Arkansas

Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.

Fav 11 925 2562
share tweet
(970): View more from Colorado

im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.

(303): View more from Colorado

i dont think thats healthy man...

Fav 6 2579 1034
share tweet
(778): View more from British Columbia

DOWN HORMONES. BACK.

Fav 4 1779 828
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(620): View more from Kansas

Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

Fav 0 1007 551
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(210): View more from Texas

She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.

Fav 6 66 16
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(413): View more from Massachusetts

I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.

Fav 0 78 22
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT