Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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