That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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