Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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