Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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