Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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