weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
this hospital has no fireball
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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