just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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