i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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