I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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