Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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