if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
