erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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