morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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