Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We left the knife in your bed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
