Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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