come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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