Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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