have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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