we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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