I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
