normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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