you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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