He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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