my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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