Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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