In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
we're so committed to being not committed
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