gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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