Your tits are I can't wait for
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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