if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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