Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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