we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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