The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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