Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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