How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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