i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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