Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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