Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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