Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
tell me about the fingering
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